I've added my writing to the comment section over there. It hasn't shown up, but I don't want to be one of those people who resends it four times and ends up with four comments of the same thing! I'll wait to see if it shows later.
The Prompt: You return home from work to find a
Dear John letter on your kitchen table. Oddly enough, it's from one
of your favorite pieces of furniture. What does the letter say?
(You can imagine how much fun I had
with this one, right?)
Dear Missy,
It's with a sad heart that I pen this
letter. I thought you could change. I waited years, in fact, for that
to happen. But you spent too much time with that computer, typing,
typing away on its keyboard as if I couldn't see you from the corner.
You were so blatantly obvious about your new love. Your new
obsession. Did you even think about me once? About how your disregard
for my feelings would effect me? Of course not. All you cared about
was your new toy.
After waiting all this time, I've
decided that I deserve better. Don't try to come after me. I've taken
the cable box. She still cares for me. I'll send for the DVD player
later. There's no reason that the children have to suffer from your
selfishness. We all deserve better than what you have given us; a
dusty corner of the living room where we're unused, unloved,
unwanted.
Don't try to find us. We'll be fine
without you.
The Television
HA!!! This is great LOL You really are quite creative!
ReplyDeleteThanks! I grinned the entire time I wrote this.
DeleteNow this is funny!! I thoroughly enjoyed reading this! I want to hear more. How about a response to the Dear John letter? :D
ReplyDeleteI'll have to think about what I'd say to my poor television. I broke its tiny, picture-tube heart.
DeleteLove it! :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks!
Deletepoor abused TV! I love this....I am sure it is probably true too! You've got better screens to look at!
ReplyDeleteThat is true! That television was super old. I'm going to find me a new, trophy television.
DeleteLOL!! You will be okay. I know it!! Just wish "him" the best and live your life. :)
ReplyDeleteI'll try to move on! I hope we can at least be friends after the television isn't so mad at me anymore.
DeleteThis was a fun read! I enjoyed the suspense (until the DVD player was mentioned) of what piece of furniture it could have been.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad that worked! I wanted it to be a surprise.
Deleteshame on him. you were there all those years watching him, smiling and laughing with him, crying with him and even 'turning him on' (and off) quite often I might add.. He got old, boring, same old thing.. he should have tried harder to get your attention.. tsk tsk.. time for a new 'flashier' one.. on that has 'smart' options for turning on. LOL... you had me going, I love this funny side of you too!!
ReplyDeleteYeah! That's true! He stopped caring about his appearance. Didn't care about entertaining me anymore. I'll find another who'll appreciate me more.
DeleteI'm glad you enjoyed it!
Haha, this cracked me up! I feel this way about our TV now too now that I started blogging! I never watch tv anymore! That is why we got rid of cable! No use paying for it when we never watch it!
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